if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
but imagine if instead of punishing you instantly he just started crying and hugged you really tightly and whispered “no one’s ever bothered to ask me before”
FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT
Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking
Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?
the way spiderman eyes just go wide in shock omg
"John, I’m not de—"
"Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—"
"It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—"
"I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—"
"You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—"
"John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—"
"Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?"
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
I HAD TO
i need this